This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point.
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This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point.
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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I just CHOKED
#in which sam is harry potter
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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
holy FUCK.
I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
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i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
Why not a toaster oven?
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